if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
