So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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