i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
