Well douche your snatch and let's go!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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