Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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