Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize