ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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