THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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