omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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