Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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