whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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