god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Congratulations! We have a period
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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