you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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