so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.