Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again