Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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