I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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