I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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