My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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