apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.