On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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