So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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