Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts? (267): i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about. http://tfl.nu/nsac
  Replies (51) Good night (3347) Bad night (978)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone. http://tfl.nu/li7n
  Replies (10) Good night (2372) Bad night (579)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on http://tfl.nu/5tgi
  Replies (43) Good night (9673) Bad night (1085)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): why does the wii remote smell like your vag? http://tfl.nu/z7m2
  Replies (55) Good night (2111) Bad night (9130)
• Favorite

  (409): View more from Texas

  We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus

  (1-409): View more from Texas

  How are you texting me from 1998?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (409): We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus (1-409): How are you texting me from 1998? http://tfl.nu/t1vq
  Replies (27) Good night (8792) Bad night (1328)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it. http://tfl.nu/0ggm
  Replies (37) Good night (13686) Bad night (1384)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him. http://tfl.nu/f51r
  Replies (5) Good night (864) Bad night (2484)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this. http://tfl.nu/eiot
  Replies (6) Good night (1387) Bad night (1244)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese. http://tfl.nu/1bs2
  Replies (6) Good night (1027) Bad night (666)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol... http://tfl.nu/hrys
  Replies (7) Good night (594) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am http://tfl.nu/cxx7
  Replies (5) Good night (974) Bad night (511)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it http://tfl.nu/2d0a
  Replies (1) Good night (855) Bad night (303)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning. http://tfl.nu/uqvk
  Replies (3) Good night (344) Bad night (584)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar. http://tfl.nu/gbhh
  Replies (3) Good night (474) Bad night (308)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): 10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists. http://tfl.nu/k224
  Replies (5) Good night (934) Bad night (286)

Randomize