South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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