she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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