two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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