It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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