he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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