I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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