Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He passed out mid-signature
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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