And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
either way he was missing a nipple.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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