What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
NoShamevember. You game?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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