There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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