I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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