just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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