We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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