She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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