Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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