halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
the raccoons are back...
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