people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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