Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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