he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Randomize
