I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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