Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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