Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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