Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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