No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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