So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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