I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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