New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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