i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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