those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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