you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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