is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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