If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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