Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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