I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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