You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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