So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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