We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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