Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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