I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Boobs speak an international language.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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