I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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